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I showed Kelsey this picture last night, and forgot how funny it was. Just thought I'd share.

The facebook caption was : "This is where Kyle hunts for ladies"

Love it.

Farewell to the kids.

Well, I guess that's that. Bye little kitten.

Maybe add some blue.

So far, this is the winner for a tattoo. Maybe with a bit of blue or more yellow in it. And also, if it's possible, get the blue/red/yellow in that badass UV ink. Then buy a BMW and gold cuttlery.

Poking fun.

So I want to get something pierced... Down to plugs or nipples... I'm leaning towards plugs, because nipples would take a long time to heal, and I'm incredibly impatient.


Dunno. Could be cool. I like to think I'm cool.

Wait, what..?

I just realized that it's the middle of November. Where has time gone? I just realized that my brother has been gone for 3 months already. I realized that my cat is moving out soon. I realized that it's going to get colder again. I realized that finals are in a few weeks. Wasn't I in Germany a few months ago? It feels like it never happened. Like a lot of things.

22 years. What a haze. It feels like the last 6 years have just flashed past. How on Earth did that happen..? What happened to high school? Doesnt' matter, it's just strange. What happened to Pembina Woods? Dave Quon? What happened to the Polo Club? Where are Neil and Trevor and I? We're not there anymore. What happened to my fish tank? What's happening at the Dolphin apartment? The Olivia? How on Earth are all those years gone already? They're just memories now.
I have a terrible memory.
I gave myself a stomach ache.

pupils

make it bigger by clicking! learn!

piss

click for this thing to get bigger, you creep

It's Xmas, it's Xmas Tiiime!

I'm excited it's snowy. I'm excited I have Xmas lights up!

voodoo.

Last Night, 2am.

Last night at about 2am the gross rain-sleet-slush turned into the biggest fluffiest snowflakes you can imagine! Finally Old Man Winter pulled his finger out and decided to get shit started. Thanks, Old Man, I love snow!

The Only Reason You Need To Love Halloween.

Just a few minor tweaks, and it's finished. It's so hilarious. This big bulky box, and my teeny-tiny legs, it's great! Hot as fuck, though. I'm going to sweat off about 20 pounds this halloween, I'm pretty sure. Yuck, but fun on a bun!

Phase2: Complete.

Oh yes, it's all comming together. The smiley part over the face is just an idea, it's not glues into place, but I'm thinking a smiling robot would be even better than a normal robot. Ideas..?

Cornia, Fluid, Pupil, Vitrious Humor, Rods/Cones, Ganglion.

I wish I were doing something else right now. I wish that I were doing something else right now. I wish I couldn't see the little dead cells floating around in the vitrious humor in my eyeballs. They always run away when I try and focus. I think I have a test in 15 minutes, but I'm not sure. I hope I do, so that I won't have a test tomorrow instead. Then I'll have one less thing going on behind my eyeballs tonight. Just dead cells floating around, casting teeny tiny shadows. That's not so bad.

Everything You Have Ever Wanted, And Then Some.

That's right. Silver. Robot Costume is looking like it's going to blow even my mind. Wicked.

The Distant Future. The Year 2000.

Finally, robotic beings rule the world.
This is my costume in it's primal state. It will be so awesome when it's all completed!

The Humans Are Dead.

Literally the Conchords, Flying.

I need to get into this band. I learned the theme song and everything!
This photo absolutly cracks me up.

Spiral.

Dear Internet,

Thanks.

Love: Craig

The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time.

Dear internet,
Please put me in a better mood.
Love: Craig

Dearest Lauren.

Potential Halloween costume, if anyone is interested: Bacteriophage!

A bacteriophage (from 'bacteria' and Greek phagein "to eat") is any one of a number of viruses that infect bacteria. The term is commonly used in its shortened form, phage.

Typically, bacteriophages consist of an outer protein hull enclosing genetic material. The genetic material can be ssRNA (single stranded RNA), dsRNA, ssDNA, or dsDNA between 5 and 500 kilo base pairs long with either circular or linear arrangement. Bacteriophages are much smaller than the bacteria they destroy - usually between 20 and 200 nm in size.

Phages are estimated to be the most widely distributed and diverse entities in the biosphere. Phages are ubiquitous and can be found in all reservoirs populated by bacterial hosts, such as soil or the intestines of animals. One of the densest natural sources for phages and other viruses is sea water, where up to 9×10⁸ virions per milliliter have been found in microbial mats at the surface, and up to 70% of marine bacteria may be infected by phages.

Life in Graphs.

There Are 5 Colours in My Head.

A collage that I did today.
You don't want to know steps 1 and 2.

Sacbut

I don`t get it, I never will, but I love it.

most of the places i have forgotten my keys.

There are 4 Colours in my Head.

There are 3 Colours in My Head.

There are 2 Colours in My Head.

Winter.

I'm sick of summer/fall, or whatever this season is. I hate when the weather can't make up it's mind. I wish it would just snow 10 feet right now and make the world a nice quiet place. I love the snow.

Boxes 4.

Boxes 3.

Boxes 2

Boxes.

A Life Lived Backwards.

I was doing some reading today online, and I found something that really made me think. I read someone saying that they wished that they could start their life at the end, and go backwards. I mean, everyone has the thought that they wished they could do something again, or differently, but what if you actually could? You life would be something like this, I'd imagine.



You start off dead, so you don't have that hanging over you head. Get it out of the way first, and move on from there. Then you wake up, in some hospital or old folks home or somewhere else like that, and live on, feeling healthier and more with it every day. Then, once you're too healthy, you leave and head to you house, and enjoy a work-free life for a while, then when that's over, you head to work. You get a big party on your first day and a gold watch, or something, and everyone makes speeches about you.

Then you work for a while until you're young. So after working for 40 years or so, you get to be a young adult, partying, drinking doing whatever makes you happy until you're young enough to head back to school.

You start school with a big graduation party, then go through the ropes until you're young enough to head back to grade school, where you become a kid, play and have no responsibilities. Finish up school and become a little kid, living each day like a vacation, then once you're too little to play, you get to be coddled and loved as a baby. You do that for a while, then spend your final 9 months in a nice private pod where you have everything you need, floating peacefully, with your new home getting bigger every day! Then, to finish off your life, instead of dying, you go out as an orgasm.



Just seems like it makes sense.

Like Spinning Plates.

Well, another 4am. My brain feels like spinning plates. I hate it and love it. I have so many things on my mind it just makes me laugh. It's beyond the point of confusion or sadness or anything like that. It's terrific! Everything makes me smile. I love this universe with all of my being. I love this life.




What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.

Nude.

Nifty.

Where I End And You Begin.

Guess what I was trying to mimic here?