A Life Lived Backwards.

I was doing some reading today online, and I found something that really made me think. I read someone saying that they wished that they could start their life at the end, and go backwards. I mean, everyone has the thought that they wished they could do something again, or differently, but what if you actually could? You life would be something like this, I'd imagine.



You start off dead, so you don't have that hanging over you head. Get it out of the way first, and move on from there. Then you wake up, in some hospital or old folks home or somewhere else like that, and live on, feeling healthier and more with it every day. Then, once you're too healthy, you leave and head to you house, and enjoy a work-free life for a while, then when that's over, you head to work. You get a big party on your first day and a gold watch, or something, and everyone makes speeches about you.

Then you work for a while until you're young. So after working for 40 years or so, you get to be a young adult, partying, drinking doing whatever makes you happy until you're young enough to head back to school.

You start school with a big graduation party, then go through the ropes until you're young enough to head back to grade school, where you become a kid, play and have no responsibilities. Finish up school and become a little kid, living each day like a vacation, then once you're too little to play, you get to be coddled and loved as a baby. You do that for a while, then spend your final 9 months in a nice private pod where you have everything you need, floating peacefully, with your new home getting bigger every day! Then, to finish off your life, instead of dying, you go out as an orgasm.



Just seems like it makes sense.